About Taz Mopula
Taz Mopula is Cultural Outreach Minister for The
Grand Duchy of Cookoopantsatopolis. His pithy
proclamations, a right-protected feature of this site,
are updated daily, except when they aren't. Mr. Mopula,
who is entirely self-taught, reminds everyone that,
"Driving with your eyes closed doesn't actually make
you invisible; but it might as well."